Oh, and does anyone want a car? I have an extra. Yellow, ran when parked in my garage, seven miles on the odometer. Make an offer.

I’m assuming you learned to hate horrible puns early in life. Maybe because of your last name? Kids are terrible, terrible people.

Man, I’m still pissed you get a quarter of the cookies you used to get. A box isn’t even enough to fill me with regret anymore.

Damn announcers’ curse.

I remember being at the BK in the Business School watching the race.  All day the commentators were talking about changing the rules back to allow 4 wide passing and the first race back he dies.  Damn announcers curse.  

Ouch.  Are we not doing NSFW tags anymore?  I work from home, but even a dick pic here makes my work environment hostile.  Now I gotta quit and get a real job.  Thanks a lot.  

My first car was a Mazdaspeed 6 so Mazda will always have a special place in my heart.

Many thanks, sir.  

I see what you did there, Mr. Brownell. Well caught.

It is unclear if both cars suffered the same failure. If they can fix the cars and get them back out, they sure were fast and might have a chance to make some of that time up.

This is the first time I’ve seen the plaid Porsche and it definitely made me stop scrolling.

Yes.Tay.Can.

It looks like something that one might win at a fair after throwing a ring on a milk bottle’s neck to only die in the bag on the way home.  I really want one.  

With Netflix prices going up I think it might be time to apologize.  

I think any parent can tell you that it isn’t suspicious until you don’t hear anything coming from the kids.

I’ll take it.  Hoo-ah!

How long until Michael Strahan becomes a brand ambassador?  Or are they waiting for the SUV to make that happen?

What’s funny is this could have been accomplished with a Christian radio bumper sticker.  

Mrs. Susan, Mrs. Karen, or Mrs. Linda.

They spinnin Francois they spinnin