Is the Farmer’s Daughter the Princess in the Castle?  Is that how you win?  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

He would have been fine if he had pulled a Rodman and taken his jersey off before leaving the court. Can’t grab what ain’t there.

My mind went to Kriss Kross.

So when terrorists buy your truck used will they get better or worse mileage out-0f-country?

What if you just combine the cylinders in a tower orientation.  To make a 5.4L 4 cylinder?

I’ve heard he doesn’t eat very healthy so you shouldn’t have to wait long.  

Ford could always just pipe it into the cabin, set it to music and then call it a feature.

I think the coach is a little out of touch if he thinks his team’s political commentary is more appropriate than another student body’s political commentary.

If I could be allowed to combine the two sketches being discussed in the comments.

No shrieks in the Champaign Room?  

Was this a Gillette sponsored build?

Did he just throw that — laces in?

Isn’t this why they say hockey needs enforcers?  You stop pulling petty shit like that when you know your ass or someone else on your team is gonna have their bell rung in return.  

So this has to prove the moon landing wasn’t real, right?

That isn’t a small town in Texas without a Dairy Queen.  

I believe you can blame the Knights Of Columbus for the “under God” part.  

I’d hate to see what the female staff at Kotaku have to go through.  

I Juan a gladiator the way Jesus intended it.

It’s obviously a euphemism.  Dude was home schooled.