This is a dumb statement.  

Dude in the top right corner reminds me of the guy from the Cheers intro.

It’s a Minotaur.

I think that comment was made in an attempt to lure them into an ODB style trap.

Jesus Christ the IRS is getting super creative in its pursuit of bitcoin tax evaders.  

Cackaw cackaw look up here look up here.

When the Bears D and Special Teams start putting up points then I know we have a playoff chance, but don’t tease me with this Super Bowl shit. I still remember the kick-off return from their last Super Bowl appearance and the heartbreak thereafter.

Soooo woman’splaining? 

I like to think he “nutmegged” the legal system.  

edit:  mine was taken already

“Funky butt lovin”

I can see why you say that, but I would like to propose it was people.  People were a mistake.  

I got to meet Ronny Turiaf at Boris’ house once. Dude was super chill and a nice guy. Boris was also a nice dude. Ended up playing water volleyball against both of them and one of them almost Meet The Focker’d a chick in the face.  It was her birthday.  

Whoa don’t lump conservatives in with all people that make things up on the internet.  

I don’t mind the people destroying their Nikes in protest of Kaepernick. It’s the ones trying to destroy the country in protest of Kaepernick that bother me.

You.are.a.monster.

I certainly hope the Nationals put their most cunning linguist on explaining this shortcoming.  

I haven’t eaten plain white bread in a very very long time, but I do remember that top-crust is delicious. Bottom-crust — now that’s the problem. If you want to impress me then make an all top-crust PBJ sammich.

Perhaps that particular color only gets made on one particular line and that particular line installs driver assist on all cars it produces? 

For a 7 year old concept it looks suspiciously like a current day mash-up of super/hyper car lines.