The key to getting away with murder as an NFL player is to never win a playoff game. 

I gotta say that it is very disappointing to see such a large company get taken advantage through their own ecosystem. Don’t they have the resources and hardware to emulate a bajillion instances of Android to run these apps in and see the results? I can understand missing something on the first pass, but continued…

I’d imagine that he wanted to make a statement and draw attention to something.  I wonder if we will ever find out what.  

Hello Mr. GodDamnTheseElectricSexPants, I’m a Realtor. What are you looking for in a hovel? Are area schools important?

Bugatti had the opportunity to create some beautiful 4K video and they shot it at 1080 peasant?  Disappointing.  

The Wall was a symbol. It’s destruction — symbolic. It’s actual location isn’t what is relevant.  Though it was in a Soviet controlled state.

2011 BMW 335D MSport.  Stupid cheap.

Would you say it’s silent enough that one could fall asleep during their commute? The gentle hum of rubber on pavement a soothing lullaby for the working weary? A muted maestro for malaise’d middle-management?

So what you’re saying is that market trends are moving the auto industry into a Soviet era type manufacturing strategy? Produce one automobile and screw the comrades who don’t want it — they’ll take it anyway?

More people need to realize that to Facebook — users aren’t customers. Users are the product.

Oh, and does anyone want a car? I have an extra. Yellow, ran when parked in my garage, seven miles on the odometer. Make an offer.

I’m assuming you learned to hate horrible puns early in life. Maybe because of your last name? Kids are terrible, terrible people.

Man, I’m still pissed you get a quarter of the cookies you used to get. A box isn’t even enough to fill me with regret anymore.

Damn announcers’ curse.

I remember being at the BK in the Business School watching the race.  All day the commentators were talking about changing the rules back to allow 4 wide passing and the first race back he dies.  Damn announcers curse.  

Ouch.  Are we not doing NSFW tags anymore?  I work from home, but even a dick pic here makes my work environment hostile.  Now I gotta quit and get a real job.  Thanks a lot.  

Ya think this caused surge pricing?  I’d imagine this caused surge pricing.  

My first car was a Mazdaspeed 6 so Mazda will always have a special place in my heart.

Many thanks, sir.  

I see what you did there, Mr. Brownell. Well caught.