It is unclear if both cars suffered the same failure. If they can fix the cars and get them back out, they sure were fast and might have a chance to make some of that time up.

This is the first time I’ve seen the plaid Porsche and it definitely made me stop scrolling.

Most frequently into the past, but I’ve seen some suggestions as to other less obvious places.  

Yes.Tay.Can.

It looks like something that one might win at a fair after throwing a ring on a milk bottle’s neck to only die in the bag on the way home.  I really want one.  

With Netflix prices going up I think it might be time to apologize.  

I believe we all know that the wall is the offending party.  They’ve been known to shutdown entire governments.

I think any parent can tell you that it isn’t suspicious until you don’t hear anything coming from the kids.

I’ll take it.  Hoo-ah!

How long until Michael Strahan becomes a brand ambassador?  Or are they waiting for the SUV to make that happen?

What’s funny is this could have been accomplished with a Christian radio bumper sticker.  

Mrs. Susan, Mrs. Karen, or Mrs. Linda.

They spinnin Francois they spinnin

I haven’t seen a Nic Cage movie since he started taking every job he could find (I feel bad for him but not enough to watch his movies) and I won’t until they do another National Treasure. Sadly, I imagine it is gonna be National Lampoon’s National Treasure.

Is the Farmer’s Daughter the Princess in the Castle?  Is that how you win?  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

He would have been fine if he had pulled a Rodman and taken his jersey off before leaving the court. Can’t grab what ain’t there.

My mind went to Kriss Kross.

So when terrorists buy your truck used will they get better or worse mileage out-0f-country?

What if you just combine the cylinders in a tower orientation.  To make a 5.4L 4 cylinder?