This completely fails to mention that in order for the shark to get more teeth he had to let one tooth get captured first and then kill that tooth’s captor.

I’ve heard he doesn’t eat very healthy so you shouldn’t have to wait long.  

Those folks were desperate enough to do a very dangerous thing and what may be more sad is if one idiot with a cigarette ended all those lives.

Does anyone else see the Donnie Darko Rabbit in that top picture?

This feels gloryhole-esque. 

Ford could always just pipe it into the cabin, set it to music and then call it a feature.

I think the coach is a little out of touch if he thinks his team’s political commentary is more appropriate than another student body’s political commentary.

If I could be allowed to combine the two sketches being discussed in the comments.

Archaeologists discover ancient burial site.  Cannot make tales of headlessness.  

Archaeologists discover ancient burial site.  Cannot make tales of headlessness.  

No shrieks in the Champaign Room?  

Was this a Gillette sponsored build?

Did he just throw that — laces in?

Isn’t this why they say hockey needs enforcers?  You stop pulling petty shit like that when you know your ass or someone else on your team is gonna have their bell rung in return.  

So this has to prove the moon landing wasn’t real, right?

That isn’t a small town in Texas without a Dairy Queen.  

I believe you can blame the Knights Of Columbus for the “under God” part.  

I’d hate to see what the female staff at Kotaku have to go through.  

I Juan a gladiator the way Jesus intended it.

It’s obviously a euphemism.  Dude was home schooled.