Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

After reading how many hours of coverage ESPN planned on providing for the season, I had a feeling that the race coverage would be lights to podium interview, nothing more.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Are we gonna talk about the North kid chucking the ball at an East kid at 15 seconds in the 2nd video?

Nor will they be able to stream the later rounds of the knockout stages like the semifinals and the final.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

I cringe as I type this:

Neighbors.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

And after all that, he didn’t realize he was offsides as fuck.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

His Portfolio of moves seems tailor-made for the NBA.

No mention of Jan Vertonghen’s injury?

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

My theory is that Chinese people are also small, and thus require less food and have amassed vast swaths of wheat over the years, leading the society at large to have the cash to pay transfer fees.

I know MLS sucks in comparison to the rest of the worlds leagues, but it’s still a professional sport.

A real American would know that.