I have yet to find or hatch a single dratini. This saddens me.

I really can’t be assed to root my phone for those kinda cheats. I only got it last week, and I’d rather not risk fucking it up.

There’s a Team Instinct? How quaint. Must be rough being the invisible sibling.

they wasted time on this vaporeon fix....when they should be fixing the Footprint glitch.

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

You are a bit naive yourself, if you believe there is a true universal statement about officials based on their origin.

and that game will only work in the middle east, on location

“Nikolai! American citizens will be healthy and fit, Russian citizens linger unhappily in apartments getting fat on borscht and vodka!”

He added that “when somebody spreads information and thousands of people gather in one place and try to divide one Pokémon between a thousand people it can also lead to a problem.”

They're not wrong. I mean why can't I find a fucking Charmander? My poor starter is alone still 3 weeks later.

I hate Pokemon Go! Francis made me think that way.

I have a 100 percent Dratini I have been trying to evolve but it is literally the only Dratini I have seen. 100 percent is 15 to all IV’s for those that dont know.

Here in Indiana I’ve managed to get several Eeevees a day. Vaporeon is what I’ve been rocking since day 5. If they Nerf Vapo, I’ll be upset.

That 1.2 instead of 2x explains a lot, like why my Jolteon keeps losing to water pokemon. That’s pretty bullshit. Making types matter more is better for the game, and makes different moves more relevant.

1. “Once you have 25 Eevee candies and are ready to evolve, make sure to name your critter “Rainer,” as this will ensure that Eevee will evolve into a Vaporeon.” This does not always work. I have had it work 3 out of 5 times for me so far. I have ended up with a Jolteon and Flareon that was named Rainer.

Finding a wild Vaporeon would indeed be a rather rare find, though.

Yeah...that’s argumentum ad populum, or as Bill Maher put it:

There’s a story to Ingress? I didn’t see any story. Did I not play long enough? It just seemed like the gameplay was “walk to that spot you see over there, tap on it, the screen will start looking kind of lightning-y, then you’re done and it tells you you failed.” There was nothing that told me what I was doing or…

Even people working in classified facilities get breaks.

Highly classified? Maybe but I doubt they really work on much classified stuff there. It being one of the most well know “secret” places in the world.