Orphan Black is amazing and Tatiana Maslany is an incredible actress, but can we get just an hour of Dwayne Johnson remaking Orphan Black? Please? I need to see this.

"My dad is a television repair man. He's got an ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
"You can't fix this, Spicoli!"
"I can fix it!"

The chains helped make it truly terrifying. That's a great new addition.

I actually loved the portrait. Mainly for the shackles. That's a touch that I've never seen suggested in any adaptation, and it's chilling.

No man, he's John Carter of LA.

"No way you're 12!"

It really seemed like Vaughn was trying to be his friend. Which as a dynamic is something I'm surprised by and like.

I just got really sad that Disney self-sabotaged John Carter of Mars. He was good in that!

Agreed. I feel like we're going toward an Incredible Hulk-type ending, where Ethan has to convince Rusk to let him handle Roper.

Don't forget that Lily the Corpse Bride is "betrothed" to Caliban/John Clare, and Brona was in love with Ethan, who has feelings for Vanessa, who slept with Dorian…..crazy love polygon.

I laughed and had to rewatch that scene. So good. "I like your flower."

That plot went no where, but Reeve Carney and Josh Hartnett got to do some great acting before the sex.

Good point, I forgot he had the picture. Looks like Dorian is going to go mystery solving soon.

It's nice to see that Ethan is specifically a "wolfman" kind of werewolf. The Lon Chaney Jr./Benecio del Toro type. Classic and perfect.

He seems to be purely normal, just someone interested in the occult who unfortunately ran into Madam Kali and the Amunet/Amun-Ra cult.

This episode finally clarified what Dorian's deal is, and why he's always felt off. Instead of being hedonism incarnate as in the book, he's all about challenging social norms. He's not obsessed with pleasure, he's obsessed with doing something different. I can't say I like that approach, but at least it's clear.

They did, at the Grand Guignol. Ethan was with Brona, Dorian with Vanessa, it's where Vanessa met Brona (and since she knows how much Brona meant to Ethan, she should have recognized Lily as Brona, biggest plothole ever). Brona was nervous around Dorian, left, so Dorian and Ethan went to a dog fight, then back to…

Ethan now seems fully aware of his condition as a werewolf, and more shockingly, so does Rusk. A few episodes ago he seemed aware of the occult, and he can identify a werewolf. The plot thickens.

Let's not forget that Madam Kali also has Mina, Lyle, Peter, and Vampire fetishes.

Madam Kali got Malcolm to shave his glorious beard. She is pure evil.