Oh, Dorian recognized Lily as Brona. He's just curious what the deal is. Note that sly smile on his face. He's intrigued.

Considering Bronn surviving the poison, I'd say he and Jaime are forcing Death to ask "best out of three? Best out of five?"

Thank you, HBO CEO of Tits.

Because as Ramsey Bolton shows, murdering some people and conquering a territory really endears you to the people.

The Dorne storyline has been boring to no end, but at least it gave us Jaime and Bronn's Excellent Adventure. Which has now been replaced in my heart by Jon and Tormund's Excellent Adventure.

Realized that last week, and I want her to break out dance moves ASAP!

I want Stannis to take out every Bolton. However, I'm deathly afraid that once he does, Brienne stabs him from behind. I like Brienne, but if she kills Stannis the Mannis, the only capable king out there, I will demand her head on a pike.

Predator: Still one of the best Beowulf adaptations ever.

Still pisses me off.

Seriously! I was panicking.

I'm still waiting for Dany to land on Westeros, proclaim herself queen, and no one cares because the White Walkers are invading.

What about wild fire?

Before the mutiny takes down Jon, I need Jon to graphically and slowly kill Ollie.

Okay, so a mutiny will likely happen at the Wall. But Jon should do what he should have done last season before it's over and kill Ollie. I HATE that kid.

Yes! Get the showrunners on the phone with that idea, stat.

My single biggest complaint with the books and the show is that the White Walkers haven't done anything. They pop around (mainly on the show) for a big "holy ****" moment that feels hollow because they do nothing.

With a glass of wine in his hand!

The last 30 minutes of the episode were perfect, everything I wanted, and the best thing this show has done yet. It proves my theory that every non-Wall/Jon story is boring and irrelevant in comparison.

Theoretically someone in Houses Tyrell, Martell, and maybe the Baraetheons, although not clear which branch. And there's Tyrion's Valyrian steel dagger from season one, which might have ended up in the Vale.

This was everything I wanted and more. The last 30 minutes proved my point that any non-Wall/Jon story is both boring and irrelevant. The bigger picture finally arrived and was awesome. Jon and Tormund being bros. The negotiation scene. Tormund taking out the Lord of Bones. The giant. Jon staring down the Night's…