"A faithful recreation of the NES game with beautiful 2D animations, new music and, most importantly, achievements."

How do the actors know when they've been shot?

Except that those closer-to seven (not six) year-old systems have a VASTLY larger install base by virtue of being on the market for six years as compared to the Wii U's EIGHT MONTHS.

I know that direct feed video never does justice to a game's graphics, so how does it look in person?

Thank you! That's exactly my point.

What, you mean like this?

After all the articles I just linked, which, unless you're The Flash, you definitely didn't take the time to even peruse, I think there's a more pertinent question to be asked:

Man, you're full of solutions.

Holy crap, the statistics you linked to kind of made my whole day.

My wife, who is incredibly sweet, kind, and understanding, but is also, like me, highly educated has been really concerned that the current education system is geared much more toward the way that girl's brains work, and that our three year-old son was…

Small price to pay for one of the most compelling and unique narrative experiences in gaming history.

True, but in this case, the admin would have to submit your name, somehow know who the other randomly selected Overwatch jury members were for your case, find a way to communicate with them, and convince them all to say that you were cheating.

My problem exactly....

You and me both!

WHO IS YOUR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER?!

Is there even such thing as a residential 20 Gbps connection? I've never heard of one. I may be wrong, but methinks you mean that you have a 20 Mbps connection.

In fairness, so is violence.

OHHHHH FUUUUUUU....

So, was anyone at Minority Studios not bullied?

Your coworkers need to learn boundaries. If you've gone to every possible length to state that you are on vacation/out-of-office, and they still bother you for non-essentials, you may need to find a new job. I would HATE working in a place like that.

Holy crap, those PS3 baby commercials... I forgot those horrifying abominations even existed.

I know you're right, but it's no less depressing.