Amiibos made of yarn.

HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry.

Pre-orders for the Metal Gear Solid 5 Collector's Edition are also sold out for both consoles on Amazon. Thank god I checked randomly yesterday otherwise I'd have to pay some scumbag scalper if I wanted it. What a surprise too! They're all on eBay (pre-orders, mind you) for upwards of $200.

I loved the Saints Row series. The first three games, at least.

Also, Sam & Max say hi, as well.

First of all Vice City IS the best GTA.

Sucks that the autographed Ray Rice elevator photo sold out so fast also.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

Well if it's $20,000 for inappropriately touching your two balls on the field, then if my math is correct, Belichick is facing a $110,000 fine, correct?

I'm just biding my time for her eventual foray into porn.

HOPE SOLO: Don't you know who I am?

"Decent upside, but needs to work on the backdoor cuts to break into the Top 100."

#JaSweeChahlieFromSouthie

Sorry you got caught, Gerry. Next time don't jerk off while working.

Once again, if someone in Boston breaks the rules there will be no punishment. What has this country come to?

Come on, Boston. Inflate your chances of winning the bid by requiring your employees to spout a lot of hot air to avoid depressurizing your stature in the eyes of the IOC.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Where are the meats???

Jesus Christ that's impressive!

My neighbor is a brain surgeon.