See, if he simply played tight end, this wouldn't be an issue...

Alabama doesn't fuck around either

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

J.J. Watt was voted first-team All-Pro DE...and second-team All-Pro DT.

Frankly, that just makes it even better.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

He's massively confused about what goes on in Matthew Knight Arena, named for his late son.

Give the Alabama fan a break. Where she's from, that's a luxury toilet.

Best Vine of 2015.

At least now Jameis Winston understands what it's like to be the victim

This?

It was only a matter of time before the signs of hip dysplagia began to emerge.

that's not really the issue. I'm okay with being "sexed at" but since I get no pleasure from it I've had more than one guy tell me what I want them to do to me and I'm like, "I'm good"? I'm not going to lie and demand sex acts I have no desire to have.

I'm pretty sure leaving is what "get off the pot" meant.

Don't fake it when you have sex with them. They'll remember that.

I enjoyed Super 8. More than most of these images.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…