On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.

As a Ducks fan in Eugene, I'd like to say that got an actual LOL IRL outta me. Well played.

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! So amazing. I've heard great things about Republic Wireless, too.

Koblagu. I LOL'ed

Nintendo Milking Dat Miltank!

Go f*ck yourself, Oklahoma City!

Are tickets being sold on chubhub?

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

I'm sure Samir started writing the article before the commercial even finished. Once he finished typing, he just went straight to twitter and typed #fuckcoke. This shit writes itself.

I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Amazing.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Weekend at Bernard Hopkins'

Not the first fighter to be dropped by a flurry of body shots.

He wasn't an elite boxer, but he had a great coroner man.

C'mon man. Keep that fucking Sriracha away from those wings.

Thank god you didn't encourage baking the wings. If you bake wings, you should have your wing-card revoked and hopefully feel shame for the duration of your miserable existence.

No shit. You'd be a pretty predictable quarterback if you didn't throw in a few fakes now and then.

Reporter: Are you excited to be playing in the Super Bowl?

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.