Right, I mean where's Skoal?

A full half of that shit ain't no dip. Pepperoni Pizza dip? Fuck you, Foodspin. Way to ruin 2014.

She apparently also went for tickets to a garden show.

So why doesn't she just go to a scalper?

Neither of them is unproblematic, but I love their love, still.

Yea, only a real asshole has his own deli slicer at home!

I enjoy Bloody Marys but I really love Caesars. My best friend is Canadian (apparently it's a big drink up there) and his mom is always making them whenever I'm around. It's basically a Bloody Mary with Clamato juice instead of just Tomato juice.

Good thing for the North Korean fanbase, they currently air 90's games as live TV.

Surprised the North Korean officials didn't block Charles Smith from entering.

They haven't played a game and already have the best record in the Atlantic Division.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

No, Fountain Mom!!!

On the plus side, Andy Reid has finally found a snow cone big enough to sate his appetite.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

I ordered one Jacksonville Jaguars jersey and one Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey for the holidays from NFL Shop, and was told that they'd be here before Christmas Day.

Maybe they should try 1080p for their New Years Resolution

A Schiano Man would never retire Schiano Man jokes.

Meh. My DVR relieves me of having to mess with that nasty exercise stuff.