I enjoyed Super 8. More than most of these images.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.

As a Ducks fan in Eugene, I'd like to say that got an actual LOL IRL outta me. Well played.

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! So amazing. I've heard great things about Republic Wireless, too.

Tell me anywhere where it says that this apple is the product of genetic engineering! It certainly does not say that in the YouTube video description. It certainly does not say that in the video itself. It certainly does not say so in the company's English language blog post describing this variety which can be found…

Sorry, it's not GMO. "Mr Maierhofer said the breeding process involved repeatedly selecting the richest apples produced from a tree to cross-breed with." Pretty standard plant breeding, which we've been doing for centuries. Then they propagate and graft the tree they want to get enough numbers to sell it.

Koblagu. I LOL'ed

I specifically ignore this and stick to the idea that "James Bond" is in fact the code name, 007 is just his designation (sort of like Seal Team 6). Each actor playing Bond is a new agent that has been pulled into to the 00 program. Thus making Daniel Craig 'new' to being 007, which works perfectly!

Nintendo Milking Dat Miltank!

Go f*ck yourself, Oklahoma City!

Are tickets being sold on chubhub?

There's way too much Fabuland on your list, and your description of it hurts my soul. Fabuland is awesome, you jerk. :[

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

I'm sure Samir started writing the article before the commercial even finished. Once he finished typing, he just went straight to twitter and typed #fuckcoke. This shit writes itself.

I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Amazing.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Reporter: Are you excited to be playing in the Super Bowl?

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.