Uh oh friend, I think we've hit some kind of fan-fic synchronicity. Chapter trade?

I mean no point in piling on, but congratulations sir, in a social media day filled with people defending the nuances of white supremacy, the "THIS FUCKIN' GUY" award goes to you. You should be proud, you've earned it.

Yeah I definitely read that as a reward. Who knows what's in those scrolls? He's going to get a chance to spend hours pouring through them, and I'm sure they won't just be old records of yearly crop yields.

Oh wow, that letter from Austin's mayor is the best.

Nope nope nope. Please don't make any more of your thought words be out loud words.

The German film Cannibal, it actually ended a weekly movie night my friends and I had, because there was nowhere to go from there.

You did. I accept full responsibility. I've been reading a lot of Lovecraft lately, so I may have felt like tempting eldritch fate.

Who watches her show…the tongue in groove crowd. Hoo boy.

Here I go.

Yup. Took me half the book to figure it out, even having read The Sandman.

Hee hee yeah, aside from Drake… good lord. Doctor Professor and Free Dummy, let's start a group, secure in the knowledge that whatever we put out will be better than Drake.

Seriously, thinking "where's Carcetti and Reg E. Cathy to save the day?" the whole time.

So you actually agree with Emily Blunt then.

So not singing God Save The Queen has caused problems?

Camps, you should be thrown in camps. Summer camps and bible camps and gypsy camps, just constantly trussed up and tossed into a crowd of primal screamers or Burning People… that'll learn 'em.

And you should be punished accordingly.

Freedom of speech here in America, except to criticize anything about America….

A sensodyne commercial featuring a woman who had real struggles with ice water.

STOP DRINKING ICE WATER, STOP RUNNING FROM THE ICE.

Oh my, it's not even close. It's so much worse, just in terms of sheer depravity And the most graphic thing I've ever seen. It really was too much to watch at certain points.