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Whole lot of meh there.

Motherfucking element of surprise, that's what.

I dunno, I like it. Then again, I always wish that people naming the American West had juvenile sense of humor so that everyone would be begrudgingly forced to call things "The Dickass Hills" and "Fort Dong."

Pff, wouldn't want to make it too easy for myself, would I?

Pacific Rim.

It also needs the proper music.

I'm more upset that it will also be coming to 360 than I am about the timed exclusivity. How are we going to embrace the next generation if we're holding games back to release them on older systems?

DC should be taking notes. We don't want dark and gritty disaster porn masquerading as a super hero movie, we want want fun.

This game better not TOUCH last-gen hardware..

Here's a good one for the kiddos/kiddos at heart:

I just didn't want it to end.

Superdesk you say?

" i dont wanna wait for our lives to be oooooverrrrrrrrrrr....."

I'm guessing you never learned from this during grade school, huh?

Uh...I want a hippo. It shall feast upon the blood of my enemies.

Hot girls please stop wearing grandma glasses
-Everyone

Wait, I can win "the Assassin's Creed Studio in Montreal"?