So ESPN told Curt to stuff a sock in it if you will?

GINGER DICK
by Herman Smelville

Miami has been to the Cup finals more recently than Toronto

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

Looks like he learned from the best.

Haha you guys got beat by Illinois last year. Coming from a U of I student, holy shit that's embarrassing

I knew Jordy shouldn’t have worshipped that golden calf before the game

Daniel Tosh is worse at comedy than Andy Dalton is at playing QB.

the Texans would have been the 6-seed. We could have had J.J. Watt in there. FUCK, MAN.

The hottest of takes.

“I kind of tried this thing this offseason – made a pact with myself – I look in the eyes of all my victims before I take their lunch money.”

Steve Smith says his 15th NFL season will be his last. What’s your favorite Steve Smith moment? Mine is when he told Aqib Talib to “ice up, son.”

Man, that’s rough. Just like her coarse mustache.

What was her mustache like?

If he wins 7 games this year I’d consider it remarkable

What help? Rehab can’t fix stupid. We’re talking about a guy that’s had multiple DUIs, domestic violence, felony gun charges and joked he had a bomb to the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport.

Let’s go with approx. 10 minutes...

Still doesn’t compare to Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo in terms of giving rays the silent treatment.

At least it went better than last year’s Bring Your Cat To The Ballpark Day in Milwaukee, which resulted in 6,320 blindings.