Doesn't apply, just wanted to post this

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

“Bagwell Tit Grab new band name called it!”

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

I'm kind of already exhausted of reading about football shit already. Not the actual games, but just everything that comes with it. I live by St Louis though so I won't have to deal with our shit team ever again after this year

I don’t know, I still think T.O. is the best sports baby.

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.

Think about it.

Bit of a risk for Houston. The only way Lawson fits there is if he can first admit that he has a problem.

Is it just me or does it look like the shark’s tail sucker punches him right at the end? I wish didn't wouldn't have laughed at that...

I just wonder if there wasn’t the other stuff if the narrative would just be that he was getting older and more prone to injury like every other athlete. But because of the chase for Jack’s record and the off the course garbage each missed putt and miffed fariway shot becomes more momentous an occasion.

This reference, complete with YouTube clip, was literally in the article above.

Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

I dunno, I look at at that photo and all I see is “Not Found”.

Let’s see what Kobe thinks...