“Go crazy, folks. Go crazy.”

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: What’s the difference between mono and herpes?

Some love needs to be thrown Tristan Thompson’s way this article as well. I know he basically didn’t score at all this game, but he is one of the best offensive rebounders I’ve ever seen

That might be the single best typo ever.

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

Djokovich’s speed and ability to recover is just insane. I really can't think of anyone else playing right now who would've held on to win that point

In other news, Greg Anderson was injecting Barry Bonds with chamomile tea.

Guys got canines like a fuckin dog

The chaw he has in is so fat people are using it as the punchline in “yo mama” jokes.

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Funny, I thought he was President back in 2001...

More like last time Barry saw that urinal it was playing right tackle

The slogans are shitty, but UA makes some pretty damn comfortable t-shirts

2005 wants its hot take back.

Yes, I can't believe anyone would take a multimillion dollar company seriously. Just over 3 billion for 2014 U.S. Dollars in sales. Yup. Can't believe anyone would take them seriously.

He could have been talking about a different LeBron.

I believe paying 4500 cash on hockey seats and bragging about it makes you a shitbag

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

I really want to know what he does for a living. Or who died and gave that shitbag enough money to pay cash for glass seats