“Relax. I know a guy.”

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

The secrecy was so unnecessary—all they needed to do was announce that the brand was evolving and Tennessee fans would demand never to hear about it again.

After seeing these tweets, he was immediately offered a contract from Pete Carroll

I think the problem with it is that it still encourages tanking, since the team with the worst record gets the first choice at picking who will be the worst team the following year. It wasn’t hard to know the Lakers/Sixers/Knicks were going to be terrible this year, so the teams picking early would have had a pretty…

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

What an asshat.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

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If you look really close, you can see Dustin Johnson on the island, waiting to see where the rainbow lands.

That follow thru spine angle...perfect

Mayweather approves of the bring them in for a hug technique.

LeBron James is still a bad motherfucker.

Happy Mother’s Day everyone, from wrongnessmaximus!

A Rod reminds me of Darth Vader. As a kid, promising with immeasurable talent. The Chosen One whose powers we’ve never seen. Passion drives him towards “The Dark Side” (which the whole premise of TDS is bullshit to me, but I'd have to get into that with Lucas). He becomes a conflicted monster who then returns back to…

I’d like to see him pass Ruth, hitting a HR in Yankee Stadium, off of his stone in monument park.

Next he’ll play Ookie cookie with Mookie

All this nonsensical data and yet they still stand firm of never having seen the elevator footage of Ray Rice obliterating his fiancee.

Might want to investigate what that whooshing noise was.