That’s what she said.

1) who fills up the truck when it runs out of gas
2) who gets arrested when drug cartel sends a fleet of these trucks across border?
3) How do I get a fleet of these trucks?

This is why I love April 1st: The one day of the year everything on the Internet is treated with the doubt the other 364 days deserve.

How to get a job with the LAPD.

I PAID FOR THIS DREMEL AND DAMMIT I’M GONNA USE IT

Thank fuck I live in a country where we don’t have guns, so arguments don’t escalate into deadly dick waving incidents like this.

At the very least, dude on the hood might get a ticket for no seatbelt.

“but drivers in Michigan may not have to worry about that too much after all”

Volvo’s “issue” is that a Level 3 autonomous system is inherently dangerous and shouldn’t be used at all, due to the allowance of distraction for the driver but reliance on the driver to take over in emergency conditions.

I believe we took Florida from Spain. They’re probably grateful for that.

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

“So, are you still mad about that whole American revoultion thing?”

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

Being from Florida, it’s a “not every pond contains a gator but any pond could” kind of thing.

A Prius...I knew it...that monster.

Crap! Tyler was the guy with his finger in the dyke, holding the flood of F-35s back!

Maybe you could get a Lamborghini or Viper to compensate.

LOLOL hilarious. I’m 32yo, and I like but don’t love the GS (Have ridden the 2006 and 2014 models), but I secretly wanna be one of those GS guys

You misunderstand. It’s a Night Hunter because it hunts the night. The helicopter must have thought it went underground to hide and tried to follow.

I have to say as an NYC rider/commuter who rides within the law and with courtesy (who also puts up with a lot of shit and near misses from cars daily), the NYPD has been out in full force harassing ALL 2 wheel riders the past couple months.