Not enjoying the car however you choose to is like not sleeping with your wife because someone else could do it more-correctly.

Pretty certain a healthy adult male can stop from shutting and pissing for 30 mins.

Built by a U Boat commander

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

He drives for Ferrari— he’s experienced a fire or two-hundred before. Just another boring day at work.

I mean, that does explain why they’re terrified.

Except that if you call the police they don’t come.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

We do call it “amateur day.”

This reeks of an “attempted” sale aimed at placating an upset wife, but where he doesn’t actually want to sell it. There’s no way he actually believes he’ll get $35k for this thing.

I think this is the most overpriced thing I have seen on here in a while. Maybe a $10-15k car, but $35K?? Is he nuts?? For that price I at least want AC and heat...

Having motorcycle helmets optional in some states is an awful idea, though.

He even telegraphs this distinction when he talks about how he would, wait for it, “negotiate” with anyone in order to get the best deal. So far, seems like the demagogue circus is the key component as you’ve pointed out. Question is, how many Alberto Gonzales (disposable hired help) or Cheney (real authoritarian…

Excellent summary.

Making his list for the night of the long knives.

Dammit...you glorious bastard.

That's COTD material if I've ever seen it.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

So I basically need this for the brodozers around town.