On dark and stormy nights, people whisper tales of David Tracy, the hit and rust killer. Legend has it that he prowls the lists of Craig, searching for wounded prey. Then he pounces and drags it off to his lawn to slowly die of neglect. He hunts under the cover of claiming he’s there to rescue these poor vehicles and,…

Because California asked us to stay closed for two extra weeks (mid May extended to end of May), we’re going to move all manufacturing to New Mexico/Texas, two states who have had total bans on our selling our vehicles for years!

What car spaces would you hope to reclaim?

Snorkeling masks?

They made 50s and 60s looking bikes for Boomers. Now they’re making 70s and 80s looking bikes for GenX. That’s pretty much exactly like what they’ve always built. Give them twenty years and they’ll radically change direction into building 2000s inspired bikes for Millennials to recapture their youth too.

I’ve got a brilliant idea! Let’s build bikes that look like something out of the 50s and 60s so Boomers can relive their youths!

Homemade face masks probably work better as N95 masks than Tesla’s not at all ventilator CPAP machines work as ventilators.

I’m sure they probably rolled the clock back around at the end.

It’s not that [dangerous thing] should be banned. Anyone who can prove they can handle [dangerous thing] maturely and responsibly should be allowed [dangerous thing]. Step one in proving that you understand the consequences is not wanting [dangerous thing].

Street racing and risking other people’s lives is always dumb.

Start getting very obsessive over finding flaws? Fine tune your nose for a lemony scent?

$40,000?

Wait a few months?

The goal is to find two vehicles that offer things you can’t combine in a single one.

Challenge: Accepted

It’s not the greatest sign when there’s far more excitement about whether a race will/won’t happen than there is over the actual races.

I like to imagine Discovery filmed the case and, right as the judge said to all rise for the verdict, they shook the camera really hard FOR THE DRAMAZ then cut to a commercial.

What he’s trying to say is that an AR-15 is like a mobility scooter and if you don’t hate baby Jesus then you need to wear onions around your belt, as was the fashion.

In Jason’s defense, fucking is a good adjective for the President. Sometimes the trips to the mushroom kingdom are even consensual.