You’ve got to admire how much those Do Nothing Democrats don’t not un plan to not undo.

They should stick to blue waffles instead? 😈

Which convent do you work in?

Celestiq. If swelling lasts for more than four hours, consult a physician.

Like the judge’s ruling on pornography...

“Harley was caught flat-footed by competition from more affordable, lightweight bikes as heavy motorcycles like the one Marlon Brando rode in the movie “The Wild One” went out of style.”

“Taking over, for now, will be board member Jochen Zeitz, who previously led the German shoemaker Puma for 18 years. That isn’t exactly relevant experience”

You’re ignoring that everyone keeps telling you 54.5 CAFE is 36 window sticker.

I blame Netflix: Convincing America that orange is the new black.

Great News, Nissan!

This is the same last row that’s beside the bathrooms and normally stinks?

What has the opening line of Stormy Daniels’ biography got to do with airline travel?!

This just in: Airlines offer two inches of reclining on economy seats. Pizza companies offer pineapple as a topping option.

Ever noticed how the Bible Belt preachers who see the sins of homosexuality everywhere are always the ones to subsequently get caught?

I was a nerd once. Until I took an arrow to the knee. 

“But pull back on EVs”

Don’t shame fans of snowballing!

“As each mile ticks away on the odometer, what you hear is less the quad-turbo W16 sucking in air so much as money flying out of the tailpipe.”

110 mile range