As I punched Jean Todt in the face, I reminded him that, in many parts of the world, if they’re blessed, people get shot in the face, rather than killed in a slow, lingering manner. So we should not forget that. Oh how we chuckled together about how right that is. 

Engines are like fine wines: They need to age for ten years, on David Tracy’s lawn, exposed to the elements, before they can achieve greatness.

“Remember kids: If you street race, you are dumb and bad.”

Three things, in order of going to happen soonest to needing the most time:

I attempted to hoon a rental spec Charger once. That’s how I learned that “rental spec” is code for the weakest engine option and an automatic transmission that requires you to drop a postcard in the mail to let it know you’d like it to begin initial planning to one day consider a downshift, but only if it wouldn’t be…

Most guns getting brought into schools don’t result in deaths either. They did it. Nobody died. Don’t be a buzzkill.

What’s the fastest way I can download this movie without paying for it?

“All 128,000 seats were filled!”

Frunk is a portmanteau of Front and Trunk.

I struggle with whether the collections of pixels can really still be called a photo of the car when, fundamentally, that image of the car can never exist in reality.

I love the way they captured all of the subtle curves and contours of the Series I Land Rover.

I love you and all, but it is not pronounced JAYSON. It’s Jesson.

They say a boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into.

Patent trolls ruin everything. 

Just wait til the v-tec gets invented, yo!

How to go fast on two wheels...

Say what you like about BMW but the new Mini Countryman is looking great!

My child arrived, just the other day

“To put that into perspective ... Uber and Lyft, had an increased VMT of 12.8 percent.

As an aside, Uber also doesn’t have a dispute option for your driver accepting the ride, their icon sitting in the same spot on the map for twenty minutes without moving, then their telling you, “Sorry, I needed to take a really big shit but I wanted to make sure I’d have a fare for when I was done.”