Supply vs demand.

P7350 is a Spitfire IIa that actually fought in the Battle of Britain and is still flown by the Royal Air Force today.

Wait? Looking like a tampon is a bad thing?

Florida has 22m people?

Right. And he parked in a single, non disabled, spot too?

That was me. Sorry for the confusion. I’d accidentally slipped into sixth and just didn’t have the torque yet. I’ll do better!

“People seem to forget all about the fact that there are rules or laws or even basic concepts like gravity.”

Schutzstaffel das Reich literally translates to Security Department of the Fatherland. Swap the word order and change fatherland to homeland and you get Department of Homeland Security.

See! Aliens love it!

If you promise to keep Donald on your side, we’ll pay for it. 

As an Englishman living in SoCal, I have an Alien Registration Number awarded by your very own American “Schutzstaffel das Reich” (Department of Homeland Security). Officially, we’re all aliens.

When your wife is a trained mechanic who can strip down a truck, you’ve pretty much won the Jalop game. Of course you’re going to keep playing as long as possible.

That actually is my goal. But I with picturing more of a bed, two or three nubile helpers and in my 100s.

“Go hit the salt flats and see if you run out of throttle before you run out of balls.”

God bless you America. Just as we come to terms with turducken, you invent:

AWD is crucial for driving over the grass edge of the supermarket parking lot, cutting the school line and telling yourself how deeply manly you are.

All of these answers contain two unnecessary wheels.

“Does the dealer honestly expect someone to call about a $125,000 Z8”

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