I look forward to my dotage when I’ll be able to use cruise control to drive through the store.

Yo dawg! I hear you like to cover engines. 

Only the silver bit is the V8? Now I want to pry it open and see what else they’ve snuck in there. 

I think you’re safe to trust VAG when they reassure you about air quality. They’d never lie about something like that. 

Counter: It’s a false sense of satisfaction because, after three miles, it’ll have picked up enough to no longer look pristine.

With the cap and scarfy thing, I look forward to Jason’s forthcoming forty eight part, but cancelled after six, straight to Netflix-filler series on steam powered fairground rides of the 1800s.

Everyone is making fun of people buying big ass trucks.

According to some survey Chevrolet and GMC both reference, 90% of HD truck owners use their “truck to trailer.”

35,500lbs sounds like a lot but...

Argument against:

Ah, a late bloomer, I see!

If the Bumblebee movie taught me anything...

You could buy an E-Type, brand new, for fully half the 70s. When we stopped making that, you could have a Lotus Esprit.

England in the 1970s was amazing.

Assuming you’re just interested in the dealership’s bottom line and don’t care in the least about doing the right thing... still settle.

Ask any racer. Any real racer.

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Boucraa

Say what you like about allegedly Nazi themed S&M orgies but their participants know how to put on a good show that viewers love.

#ChrisEvans?

Nah. They should pull a real Jeremy move... Sell the rights to the BBC, slap an Irishman, then sell the rights, a second time, to Amazon, calling it The One Formula while keeping it basically the same.