“Flörsch herself tweeted today that she will be undergoing surgery, and that she’s “fine,” proving that race car drivers have extremely different ideas of what “fine” constitutes.”

If I bill for more than five calendar days in a given year, the city comes after me for a business license.

I used to be friends with one of Sony’s lawyers who negotiated the original Gran Turismo licenses. Back in those days, the obviously missing marques, he told me, had issues with their cars being portrayed as damaged in-game.

“Making money on the side” sums it up.

James is the kind of guy I imagine has a whole set of videos of him unboxing socks.

Enough puns! Give us a brake.

You can spot a true Musk fan - the good stuff kicks in around the 4:20 mark.

I’ve coded the damn things for one of the big three. It’s horrible. I’m not going to claim any deep inside knowledge, no one has formally told me this, this is just what I picked up:

That’s why you wait until they’re almost home before you load them with caffeine and sugar.

They could add smell sensors as well. Vomit is a pretty distinctive smell.

If you need a car that can go skiing, you clearly need an Aston.

Seriously, I earn well. According to the calculators, probably around the top 5% mark. And a well spec’d Vette is still an impractical purchase for me.

What if the mid engine corvette costs $170,00?

It’s a common dick move in a lot of places.

“...it makes me hate what I’ve become.”

I believe those are Jeep boners.

Liveable when parked. Minor cosmetic damage. Looking for a David Tracy of homes to give it the TLC it deserves. 

It’s a running joke here that nothing’s worse than a seller who “know what I’ve got.”

Why stance your horse when you can go hella stanced?

How did you recover?