Could you imagine how dangerous it would be if we had real black ice in SoCal?

It would be awful if the long running way of life in Arizona was wrecked by totally different people coming in and imposing their foreign ways.

Having walked around downtown Chicago, can you explain why you guys waste your money on traffic lights?

1) If you see a car with Indiana or Illinois plates, stay the hell away. They’ll be going 10-under, will stray outside their lane periodically, will try to turn into you fairly often, and will stop abruptly for no apparent reason.

My wife, while living in Chicago, got a phone call at her parents’ house, back in San Diego, asking how she liked her new Ford.

You’d think, when putting the Camry engine in, Lotus would prepare for the inevitable Camry dent that goes with it.

Outright outstanding!

Flick Haigh Becomes First Outright Woman Champion in British GT

That’s why gay people are out of the closet. Closets are for fabulous things!

You’re so right. The game you play with your foot and a ball isn’t called football. No, the game you play with your hand and an egg is clearly called football.

Completely forgot the most beautiful US car, the British AC Cobra.

But can we agree the greatest “US” fighter, the P-51, was the result of the British Purchasing Commission request and then sucked until it got the British designed Merlin engine?

Note: Just read the next thread, saw others had similar ideas.

Make starting order the reverse of the last race’s results.

For the Americans who think that’s a weird comment...

Where can one even drive fast in the UK?

I’ve been gone for twenty years and was lamenting now miserable British driving is to my father when he pointed out the key fact I’ve been missing:

I vaguely get the notion you were trying to say something pithy there. For the life of me, I can’t figure out what you were going for.

If only John Candy was still with us.

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