I like to set the ac down a notch. If it’s looking like a really harsh winter, I might change the wiper blades.

No. You just find that one subject a bit tasteless. Someone else finds something else a bit tasteless. Another person finds something else a bit tasteless.

Publicity carries no value?

Is it sounding, to anyone else, like he deeply downplayed their value in his divorce and is scared, now someone is very publicly trumpeting their value and hyping it even further, his ex’s lawyers are going to come back for their cut and asking what else he hid?

Just no more COTD babes. (which I admit, were a bit tasteless anyways..)

“Significant EPA Penalty”

From what I’ve seen in the demos, the roads are utterly unrealistic... for Britain.

The national forests are filled with guys sporting artisanal beards and wearing what I can only assume are Lululemon exercise leggings.

This is the correct answer but likely not for the reasons you intended.

I am pretty certain the correct term for frothy backend lube is “Santorum.”

Unfortunately, your point was lost to my only being able to hear Sean Bean saying it. 

I hear the next version, the Ultra Long Range-Ultimate, will be capable of flying from London, England, all the way to Ayres Rock, Australia, or whatever they’re calling it these days.

Jalopnik posting schedule:

“I’m not really sure how you can lose a car”

Some cars you stop trying to fix and learn to just love, flaws and all. You tell yourself that marking its territory with oil, converting its wiring in to smoke, not being able to keep a second gear, it’s all part of its charm. Think of it as automotive Stockholm syndrome.

You... drove an evil commie-pean, job stealing, immigrant, probably muslimobile... in Trumpmerica?! And didn’t get shot by a true patriot?

That Porsche

Most of these answers are wrong. Just plain wrong.

You’ve got to give it to Aston Martin. They’re playing a hell of a long game just to release the 007.