I just read that as, “Is it weird that Immigration and Customs Enforcement have got so bad, I’m whittling down my list of cars...”

The problem is keeping it under thirty isn’t the challenge. Can you keep it under twenty?

I drive pretty well. Haven’t needed a seatbelt or airbags so far. Don’t know why I have to have them if I’m responsible!

Won’t anyone think of the children?!

Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?

I’m guessing the dealer kindly offered to fill the spare. With nitrogen. For a small fee.

I was under the impression tow truck drivers have zero legal right to tow, the moment there is a person in the vehicle?

Nice price or crackyard?

Looks to be easily replaceable vs they used a brand specific eleventeen lobe screwdriver to replace the brand specific screen they somehow need three grand for despite it being comparable in specs to a five year old iPod Touch and you can’t buy OEM because it’s all proprietary?

1st Gear: The Mustang’s Sync 3 is great... because you can not use the Sync 3 and just use Car Play.

Pre Camry-dented. Efficient!

I like the general cut of you job, good sir.

You left out the most important question we come to Fancy Kristen to answer:

Thank you.

Why can’t the successful series that people want to and find fascinating to watch take on more aspects of far less successful racing series that far less people find interesting?!

I spent 33 days growing a bad beard.

They’ve clearly never experienced the thrill of blasting down a river on a jet[ta]boat.

There’s your problem. “Investigated by the Italian courts.”

“some casual racism or a comment about Italians.”

“The goal is to win by winning, not by causing the other guy to lose.”