I had a Chevy Cavalier Z24 in high school. I used contact paper and made cool ass black flames in the rear window and then used some vinyl letter stickers and wrote “Italian stallion” Above the flames. One day at work the UPS driver says “Who drives the Z24?” I raised my hand, he looks at me and says “Ha more like…

Neck Strain.

My father once had a cop use a slim-jim to open my mothers car door because they thought the batteries in the keyfob were dead. Turned out that her car was parked three cars over. Identical cars, both with handicapped plates, both not parked in a handicapped spot because some a-hole was parked in the middle of two…