Here’s a hammer because you hit the nail on the head.

The NFL seems like the kind of place that would have a bunch of non-practicing lawyers in its front offices who’d enjoy bickering over the language for this stuff, but they’re not getting the job done. I never thought I’d say this, but it might be time for them to call in a philosopher.

The requisite intent was there, but the activity had not come to fruition, so the best we can charge with him is attempted move or conspiracy to make a move.

I think you’ve got to definitively say, “He made a move.” And if you can say, “He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out, and that makes it incomplete.

They might...

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Hachi-ko Chuken, I would be happy to do so!

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendage touch them all.

I was told here yesterday that kissing during sex was vanilla. Why is Amber Rose so vanilla?

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

To listen to while watching the above .gif.

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

Contestant: Alex, I’ll take “The Afterlife” for $200

I once had Boomer Grigsby sign a ball for me at one of the open practices back in 06 or 07?. Then he handed it off to Larry Johnson, facing him while he did it, and LJ signed it. Then Larry Johnson handed it BACK to Boomer. Boomer signed the same ball AGAIN, not knowing at all that he just passed that ball off and…

Hacky sack is cool now

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

When that dude hit his canine

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

So, did they spefically wait until Manning retired, or is this a different issue?