Aw, damn. As much as I despise Mike Pence’s policies, I can’t help but feel badly for anyone who just lost their pet.

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

I havr a friend who looks like ariana and does the same thing. We are in out fucking thirties. You dont have to wear white knee highs and mary janes to work.

umm Kathy Bates is a queen—you take that back!

But did you SEE Molly Brown’s perfect rum raisin lipstick? Did You?

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Every day she stares at a photo of Tom Hiddleston and screams “WHY DON’T YOU HATE ME YET!!!!!!!!!!!”

I mean she needs at least three failed relationships to make an album, she's still in the process of working on the second one. YOU DONT FORCE ART AMERICA

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.