His name isn’t DaGrownAssManWhoTakesResponsibilityForHisActions

One of my favorite Final Fantasy moments was when I was playing X-2 over my best friend’s house. His super religious dad walks in, sees what we’re playing and asks, “What is this?” I say Final Fantasy and hand him the case.

Who??

Dear Kotaku:

It took me until the last sentence to figure out whether we were talking about Mayweather or Paul.

Why are people still letting this booger do stuff? He and his brother are objectively terrible and should not be granted a platform/audience for their antics.

Hey friend, scamming wealthy people isn’t awful or stupid. It’s just nature taking its course. Wealthy people have more money than they could ever possibly use and getting it into the pockets of those who can use it is a win. 

You are, perhaps, the most honest person in all of Kinjadom.

Sounds like someone could use some calibrations themselves.

Man, it is 100% worth giving it another shot. StB is good in its own right, and with SB, they’ve made a system where almost all the story-related dungeons and content can be run solo, with a group of AI-controlled players who are far better than you’d expect. 

I feel like this was a waste of the names. They look nothing like their namesakes, not even a shared color scheme. What are you going to do now when you find that new species iridescent blue beetle with feathery antenna, Entomologists? Huh? Name it after Articuno? You can’t! You jumped the Sharpedo on this one in your…

Since we’re all posting what shows up here instead for us:

Wait what? What did I post....I thought this is the trailer? I’m really confused lol!

PS5 software sales are really soft due to so many of them being in the hands of scalpers, so I don’t know that they should really be in a rush to release it this year.

amiibo pls

HOW ABOUT A SECOND GAME FIRST

I’m going to watch reactions on either Giantbomb or with Maximilian_Dood. Mainly because they both feature grumpy men my age who aren’t complete dicks. 

Thanks, man, I appreciate that. If there’s one thing I can say for 2020, it’s that it has made me appreciate the big picture more, and made me realize that all of us, rich and famous or broke and unknown, self-centered assholes or caring people, deserve an ear when they’re hurting. I’m no saint, I’ve said some truly me…

They could have kept the name and just change their logo to a potato.