So I was just following a guide to make sure everyone liked me as much as they could, and that ended up with Barret being my date? I’m now gonna go ahead and assume that means his date is the one true canonical date.

Did anybody check on Dan Ryckert?

It doesn’t help that at its core, blitzball is just a numbers game. If your number is lower than the other teams, then it’s gonna be pretty iffy, and that story match is lopsided as fuck. Basically if you don’t get a special ability through some weird ass minigame earlier on, then you’re fucked. And even then, I always…

Honestly, the biggest reason for lack of PC support is that, compared to console, PC probably just isn’t a very important market for them. Sure, they can sell a bunch of copies on PC, but I’m pretty sure that number would be dwarfed by the vast majority of players on console, where the normies who buy that years Call…

The cynic in me thinks it’s because on PC, there’s mods and hackers, and if either of those things get into the online experience, it’ll harder for Rockstar to sell Shark cards. I know that hackers can still be an issue on console, but it’s on a much smaller scale than PC.

I was pretty sure I was gonna skip this until you just said the words “boat captain”. Does the reason for Kratos’s pale skin happen to get brought up at all? They bring up the general event that happened in the base game, but never anything about the ashes, and as much as I love Ragnarok, it always felt kinda cowardly…

Great. Geoff Keighley is going to be even more insufferable now.

Great. Tim Sweeney is going to be even more insufferable now.

Yeah, I’m good on watching this next year, I’ll just catch everything the next day. This shit was so disrespectful towards the devs that I was pissed by the end of it. Almost feels like we’re heading back towards the Spike TV days again.

I got so fucking mad at the Kojima section. I’m sure whatever he’s working on is probably gonna be good, and I used to adore Metal Gear, even liked Death Stranding, but the more I see of him just showing up to let you know just how massive of a starfucker he is, and taking time away from the people who get shoved off…

I can’t believe that he got up on stage and said the same kinda stuff he said before NMS launched. Even if it *does* actually come out with the quality and features he promises, that’s still a wild thing to do after the whole kerfuffle last time.

Yup.

Them letting go of all those people was their version of Dutch stabbing that old lady.

Ayyyeeee, MinnMax making the rounds.

Nah, that was Hyenas. Their “super game” is something else. Apparently shooting for 2026. We'll see I guess.

Look, I’m never one to advocate for violence.

Get back to me once their “super game” comes out. I'm hoping for the best, but my hopes are not very high.

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t willingly put there by Zack.

Nah, you’re thinking of Quantum Break.

Capcom will have to take my Leon tramp stamp from my cold dead hands.