Wait, *that’s* what Donnie Darko is? For some reason it occupied the same space in my mind alongside fuckin’ Freddy Got Fingered. I've been living a lie.

So is this the pokemon that killed that guy?

I dunno, 60 bucks for 3 games that looks like a lot of work went into each one seems like a pretty good deal to me. Demon’s Souls remake was 70 bucks, and yeah, it was a fantastic remake, but still only one game we’ve already played. Heck, Mario 3D collection was 60 bucks and they barely touched them.

Man. This sucks. I really wanted to like Destiny and Bungie, especially after they split from Activision. I wanted to cheer on the little guy who managed to break away from the all devouring massive publisher, ya know? But it seems like ever couple of weeks they make some sort of decision that just...sucks ass. At…

I’m real curios to see what that new lighting looks like. There was a real specific uhh...filth? to those games that could easily be lost with a lighting change and between that and new textures, I’ll be kinda sad if they look too clean.

I think I might use this opportunity to actually finish these games without using cheat codes. I’ve never done it before. I have no idea what a regular playthrough of these games look like.

Boy this sure sucks.

It’s probably fine. If Donald and Goofy were there too, then Sora would be too OP through the power of friendship. This is the only way everyone else can stay competitive.

So who hosts these cloud version of Switch games anyways? Is it Nintendo or is it whoever publishes the games? I wonder how long they’ll stay up for streaming, cause after Nintendo moves on to Switch 2 or whatever, I imagine someone would be looking at the costs of keeping them available with some side eye.

God, please let the character announcements for this truly become the next Smash announcements. I want whatever the equivalent of Sora coming to Smash would be for this game. I need to be able to taste the salt from peoples unreasonable expectations whenever someone like the naked super hero guy from fucking Action…

Ya know, it’s weird. After KH 3, I kinda thought I was over KH, but seeing this trailer hit me nearly as hard as KH always has for some reason, so I guess I’m still in there.

Anyone else remember when FF 15 was coming out and Square released a high quality image literally made for memeing of all the Chocobros driving down the road and looking at something in amazement? What happened to that Square? Look, I liked the demo and would be interested in this game on the idea alone, but it would…

So maybe I got incredibly lucky, but 5 days ago I decided to look into the financing option for a Series X. Once you start it, you can order from either Target, Walmart, Best Buy, or Walmart, and if you click on one and they’re out, it’ll tell you and you can’t go any further. I checked Best Buy, and Walmart both and…

We’ve obviously seen that they can completely crush it on the technical side of things, so now I’m really excited at getting to see them make their own thing.

I’m not sure what this says about me, but when I woke up and saw this this morning, it kinda made me actually tear up a bit? I dunno. There’s just so much bad shit everywhere, and this industry in particular has been so shitty to so many people, that I guess it’s just really fucking nice to actually see something nice…

Look, I have complete faith that a 4K Switch is coming. And it’ll launch right alongside that Metroid trilogy collection.

I can’t believe that giant bug chopped that child in half with giant axe hands. I’m so ready for this game.

Look, she got bronze in the fuckin’ Olympics while dealing with this crazy personal shit at the same time. She’s still amazing. She should be proud of herself, and I hope she gets to go on to crush whatever it is she does after this.

Hmm...for some reason, I think the kid might be white. No idea why though. Just a guess.

Have there been any JRPG’s yet that have done the Guilty Gear thing of 3D models that look like really good sprites? Cause I bet that would look fucking awesome if done well.