And the worst part of it, is that it fucking works on me. And I feel like an idiot. But these videogame characters specifically coming into Fortnite has gotten me to pay up every time. I’m sure I’ll hit some sort of arbitrary limit at some point whre I say “fuck this shit”, but for now I’m going to keep dropping cash…

Welp. I was pretty iffy on how I felt on all of this because of J.K herself, but with this coming out too, boy is it getting real hard to feel good about anything Harry Potter related. Might be about time to finally close the book on that chapter of my childhood.

That’s kinda what I’m thinking too. I’m leaning more towards it being an after credits scene where he’s talking to some film execs about selling the rights for a movie about the tournament and Johnny Cage is his acting name or something like that.

Someone get me a high quality render of Bowser in those fuckin’ golf pants STAT!

Oh shit, no dongle? I don’t even own an Xbox, but that’s great. I’ve managed to break at least 4 different dongle receivers for my Playstations over the years, and that shit suuuccckkkssss. At this point in time, would regular ol’ Bluetooth as a standard be too much to ask for?

Geno-Waluigi hybrid abomination. As punishment for people never shutting up about asking for both of them.

Man, I hate this kind of shit. If you say you’re not going to commit to any sort of message when it comes to a topic like this you’re either A, flat out lying, because *of course* a topic like this is *inherently* politically charged, or B, you’re just going to bring some mealy mouth bullshit to the table that…

Oh shit, I didn’t even think of that. That explains where the lady Lombax came from too.

Some people call off for Call of Duty, others for GTA or something like The Last of Us. But *this* is my shit right here. Gonna have my self a nice little time.

Honestly, as an American, I would be absolutely *fascinated* to see that happen. There’s plenty of games depicting people of other countries as the bad guys, so why should we be immune to that? It’s not like America hasn’t done enough shit to deserve it. The conversation around it would be crazy, I’m sure.

Oh god, I forgot all about Cabin Fever. I saw that as a kid and that shaving in the bathroom scene fucked my shit *up*.

Hmm...turns out I’m a lesbian *and* gay. Neat!

That’s exactly where I’m at too, except I’m still near the beginning of Stormblood. Time to get back to the ol’ grind I guess.

Huh. Ok.

I got in late so I only have 3 shares @ $311, but at this rate, I’m kinda ok regardless what happens? Just watching everything happening because fuckin’ Gamestop stock of all things is *fascinating* to me. Might as well hold on and see where this train goes at this point.

So unless there’s some sort of regulations that get introduced into this, is there anything keeping these people from just doing this all over again with a different company once this situation has finally died down? If you actually take a look at WSB right now, in between all the diamond and rocket ship emojis are…

I know it would have been stupid, I know it easily could of been a waste, but back when it was like 6 bucks a share I kept thinking “Man, what if I bought like $200 of Gamestop stock, just to see what happens.” I would of made a nice chunk of change. Ah well, c’est la vie I guess.

Oh man, I unironically love this. And it’s just dumb enough to make perfect sense in the RE franchise.

What the fucking fuck.