I kneeled, but that’s because I got iced.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

A7x is the best thrash metal band ever, possibly the greatest metal band of all time! Everything they put out is just amazing! People say that there are better bands out there, but that’s not true (except Metallica!) I think they’re way better than that crappy old school stuff like Testiment or Megadeath or whatever

[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

You seriously need to think about swapping #32 and #33 on your list.

That’s good work considering it took the Sixers 15 years just to find one building block.

If your takes are too soft, Barry has to have a chat with you.

Reminds me of that Bible verse, 1 Corinthians 13:11:

“Man, she had a fat ass. You see her ass? I had to squeeze her ass. I had to grab that fat ass.”

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

2 fingers of Blanton’s in my favorite mug. Doesn’t say Sleepy Time or Tension Tamer on the bottle, but it gets the job done.

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

As is custom, the ceremony included the ceremonial breaking of the glass table. Mazel Tov!

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Diana,

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.

Fun Fact.