Husky and Starch

Oh, and the goddamn motorcade of buses, with police escorts, carrying the Cubs players this morning made me miss 2 green lights. I had to poo, you dicks.

“...forcing players to bathe in giant tubs, and then removing them with a harness-and-pulley system that safely places them back on dry land.”

Title NEIN

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

He got all huffy.

The college football setup crew always forget that Jimmy Hoffa is buried in that endzone. smh

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Like so much else with Georgia, he was very close to actually doing some damage. He will remind everyone how close he was for a very long time.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”