I know, but it won't be the same. My coworker says I can take it with me, which I may not be able to resist doing. He's Carlos, my baby.

Here's something even worse: I have become emotionally attached to the spider plant in my office.

Slow clap. Slow claps for you.

I think this is my favorite response. You are the berries.

1950s and 60s Alain Delon. OOF.

I'm 25, stupid, and self-centered, and I become deeply uncomfortable when I watch the show. It hits far too close to home, particularly for my experiences right after college where I now look back on them and just go "uuuuuugggghhhhnononono".

God I love that movie.

I didn't even know they were a couple! Why am I so upset over a couple that I don't even know existed or even know?

It's the Piano. Even though there are some issues with the coercive sexual relationship, there is still something about that man.

Completely unrelated to your question, but my name is Thea and I drink a lot of tea. A LOT OF TEA.

This is wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing it—I can see why you're proud of the paper!

Happy to oblige! I wish you could have seen this image, too. Unless, of course, that's what you look like, then you can wake up to that beauty every morning.

I have this beautiful image of you wandering around a Baby Gap, giggling to yourself and squeeing in joy, completely vacuous. It's really something.

Also in Victorian Britain, women noticed that other women who worked in enamelware factories had a lower pregnancy rate. They figured out that these women had much higher exposure to lead, thus rendering them infertile. As a result, they started swallowing lead pellets.

It's hard! I don't want to pay just have my bangs trimmed, particularly because I only like to have my haircut when it will be dramatic.

Agreed! I have a long pixie right now (I need to get it cut, but I've been super lazy and I don't want my stylist to see that I cut my bangs while drinking the other night) and have another year until it's Kloss' length. And my hair grows fast.

It depends on the haircut and hair...quality. I have very short hair which, due to my natural wave and the cut, needs almost no styling. When I have long hair, however, the only way it looks any good is for me to blow dry it. But I have very fine, silky hair that loses volume when it grows out, so I could be an…

You'd have a point...but there was outcry from within Indonesia itself, so if it were the case of a cultural disconnect, the vast majority of the outrage would be from outside the country, not members of the Parliament.

I will look into that! It is winter, after all, perfect time to watch great shows and knit.

I saw ads for it all the time, and have deep love for Tom Hollander, but never watched it. I'll add it to my list.