Oh, I agree. The 19 year old thing makes me do this really magnificent squint of judgement. Too young. If they were 30 and 53 when they met—all the power to them. Sure, I might have tinges of 'whoa', but he is such a baby! A gorgeous, jaw-dropping beautiful baby, of course. I work on a college campus. 19 year old men…

I can't believe how much detail I know about them. They have two children, one of whom was born in 2010, I think, and the other this year. I can't say I blame her. I would be totally fine having sex with that beautiful man.

I'm equally skeeved out, but do like having the representation. Look! Women can go on the prowl for youngins, too!

I think that's a better way of looking at than I am. I keep telling myself that this isn't my relationship and I have no idea what they do together, but then I remember that she was 23 when he was born and I clutch my pearls.

I would judge the other way, too. I know! I'm dating a guy 7 years older than I am, and I've dated guys 12 years older than I am. And although obviously we can relate, but I feel so young around them. Too young (I'm 25, so it's not weird like that).

I can wholeheartedly agree with that. They make a beautiful, chic couple, but all I can think about is that she was my age when he was being toilet-trained. And that's not very sexy.

Must...suppress...urge to judge massive age differences in couples that I am in no way involved. SUPPRESS THE JUDGEMENT.

I want to make out with your brain.

Aw yeah. It's been years since I read 'The Art of Courtly Love', but I swear there was a part in there where they said you could totally tumble a peasant girl in a haystack and it didn't matter if you didn't call her later. Because she wasn't really a lady, but more of a sack of labor with a vagina.

MOTHERPLUCKER. Freckles! BRITISH FRECKLES.

I had to look it up on wikipedia.

Ah come on, that's just rude. You were funny until there then it was like, "whoa, did he/she just turn into Dane Cook before my very eyes?"

Well, not being a writer, I didn't have to dig up anything. Instead, I was taking umbrage with your post in which you completely missed the real point of the article—to talk about the young woman who was murdered. To talk about her life. Which you still haven't acknowledged, of course.

Can you, for one single second, take your head out of your ass? Can you possibly be this poor at reading comprehension? This article is about a woman who was murdered. It's about Kasandra Perkins, not about some perceived slight against the country.

I want to be that person! The ruiner of all things happy!

Especially because I love Vanessa Paradis so much. I wanted that couple to work!

I'm a year younger than Amber Heard and I couldn't do that. My friends have parents around that age (my parents are older), and that would just be...uncomfortable.

Oh heck yes. I once got into an argument with this Belgian guy about how the Belgians don't have much of a leg to stand on when it comes to talking about American atrocities. I mean, of course everybody can talk about and acknowledge those atrocities, but it's not like they get a carte blanche on dickery.

In another comment, the OP specifically stated that she asked all of her friends who changed their name. So, she did do her homework on this one.

COMMUNITY! I laughed so, so hard for that entire episode.