We almost have a township! The amount of derision and scorn I get for loving redheads is baffling. I don't understand it, because all I see when a redhead passes my way is pure, molten sex.

Ugh, it's like you already know me and my weakness for Indie musicians. I'm trying to re-court a ginger trumpet player at the moment, and I'm sure that will end HORRIBLY. Tell your brother some mouthy broad in NH loves him, and she doesn't even know him.

Furthermore, I'm pretty sure we should be friends because our usernames both refer to the gloriousness of Mel Brooks.

Hey, let's not fight. I'll take your seconds. I'm willing to share in the Damien Lewis love.

KEVIN MCKIDDDDDDD.

Atta girl! Let me know if you have any extras. You can send them my way.

Two more words: Tom Hiddleston.

Damn straight I am. Although I've never been able to make it past the Fiery Cross. I pick it up and then put it down after a couple of chapters.

I love me some dark haired men, too, especially because of their beard-growing abilities.

To be entirely crude, he needs to be in me. This second.

Preach, sister (or brother). PREACH.

Bearded ginger! Why hellllloooo, Brother LaComtesse. How you doin'?

Well, that explains my sudden morning sickness.

We can only hope. I'm thinking about investing in substandard submersibles.

The bottom of the sea, perhaps?

Thank you. Of all the celebrities to lash out at, Kelly Clarkson seems like one of the nicest ones. I should go after...I don't know, Mel Gibson. He's a douche and doesn't know anything about history, if we use Apocalyptica as a model.

Thank you. They're not wrong, and salt water taffy sounds like a great idea.

It definitely will. Jonny Lee Miller, although a little bald, perhaps, makes a fantastic Mr. Knightley. Good luck with your move!

You should never outgrow the dream of owning a library. That is the best idea ever. I have no idea where my life will lead me, but I hope that one day I get to design the study/library of my dreams. It's gonna have a chaise.

That's funny, I didn't like Emma the first time I read it. I think I had trouble with the pace, although I'm over that now.