I have to chime in here, too. I was sexually assaulted at the age of 5 by a 6 year old boy. Up until the age of 20 or so, I never really thought about him in the scenario. I wasn't really angry at him anymore, but I never thought about what was going through his head. Finally, something clicked in my head and realized…

It would be great if that note was left in a polite spirit, but we have no way of knowing that. It is entirely possible that Ms. Paredes felt intimidated by Officer Collins while he was issuing the ticket, that his behavior at the time left her feeling harassed and intimidated. Furthermore, we don't know her personal…

I frowned in disgust the entire time I read that article. I won't lie, the part of my brain that remains non-zombiefied (it was the section that wanted tartar sauce) is disgusted at the prospect of eating the oily, privileged flesh of these assholes, but they must pay for their crimes and I think a slow death by…

My brain just exploded. Seriously, I was eating some almonds, which are delicious but also make my temples hurt like a motherfucker and then poof! my brain exploded.

Oy vey, if I had a JFK coin for every time my sarcasm had been misunderstood in print, I would have a lot of Kennedys.

The first name makes me think of Star Wars, for some reason. Ah, young Padowans. The force is kind of meh in this one.

I did that with Tweet Beat. And now I'm sad.

Oh my god I just had this discussion about Tim Burton with my housemate the other day. Jiminy Cricket I am sick of him. I love his earlier work but for the love of Christ I want to beat him with a black and white polka dot umbrella until he produces something without a monotone color pallet, Helena Bonham Carter, or…

Well, this is part of Luke Malone's schtick. He is very fond of hyperbole and histrionics (as am I, so it makes me happy), and although I'm sure he is probably sad to hear of their marriage breaking up, I think the joke is more about how much concern we give to celebrity marriages as an arbiter of marital stability.

I didn't know that Grant had a touch of the queer! That is fantastic, although Wikipedia informs me that he was also abusive which gives me great sads. Cary Grant, I want you to be a fabulous, LSD-loving bisexual, goddammit, not a women-hitter.

And it's a fantastic one! Not a Courtney Stodden or a Kardashian in sight!

A few years she spoke at my university's MLK Jr. week. It was nuts. And I attended (and now work) at a largely white, rural college in New Hampshire. Pretty damn good attendance though. Sometimes we do things okay in NH!

That was my exact question. I figured New Hampshire (where I am from), but Maine could put some hard cash down on the redneck bit. There's that whole wasteland in the middle.

Oh, but you see I make horrible choices when it comes to dating men, so that's just par for the course. It's really quite depressing. My roommate and I equated my love life last night to living in a bog/being a troll under a bridge.

Agreed. Dude has geek chic to an art. Plus he's a feminist. Schwing!

Thanks for being awesome and saying what I was thinking. Because god forbid we ever hold celebrity men to the standards of fidelity which we require from women.

The amount of love I have for Erin Gloria Ryan is almost painful. How does she do it? She makes me laugh every single time. I love her.

Or Perry. The crazies flock to him in the most remarkable fashion. But I don't think anybody actually likes Santorum, not least because of Dan Savage's remarkable appropriation of his name. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to know that the man lost all of his credibility because of the queers.

Along with Tofusaurus said, you have captured my sentiments exactly.

Oh right. Sorry. Reading it seven days later or whatever day it is, I see that now. But you never know, there are crazy people out there who would totally be on board with that.