Would it really matter in 2020?

I mean hurray and all, but no republican candidate is ever going to win California so a future republican candidate can just ignore the law without repercussions. This law will only apply to democrats.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Ok but where does getting run over by a car go?

Pretty sure the Knicks are shitty in this scenario.

The rockets are not shitty. Just because they aren’t the warriors doesn’t mean they aren’t a good team?

I’m not great at analyzing the numbers on this kind of deal, but I have to assume Fertitta got screwed because the team is already underwater!

I’m 92% certain that Soso Jamabo is a Star Wars character, not a real person’s name.

On Friday I was watching a college football discussion show and an analyst started talking about hot seats. She specifically mentioned Kevin Sumlin.
I bet it’s toasty right now

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

Blurred Lines Matter

I DIDN’T CATCH THAT BALL

Governments, methinks, should be nonprofit organizations.

Those people don’t look remotely like the people.

Oh, and double-fuck Ben McAdoo for having OBJ out there in the second quarter of a goddamn preseason game against what is, essentially, a field full of Madden generic created players.

There’s next to no chance someone making 30K could possibly scrape together 1500 on short notice without outside assistance, you know that, right?

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

Unlike those strong players in the NBA who never flop or fall down or fake injuries.... At least these guys play a sport that requires extended periods of running and jumping with limited to no stopages.

Way to miss the point. ABC wasn’t in the wrong because it told the truth. Perhaps the truth is inconvenient to you or to the people who make food. To fucking bad. It’s the truth.