May I ask what canned beans you buy? I have switched entirely to Goya’s they are remarkably better than others that I have tried.
I has once read an article where they explained for them that they actually recommend their canned versions over their own dried.

Lol. You should be white cause you is racist

Right?

“Pedantic”

Who is playing the Unicorn? Probably just CGI?

Shadow!

Velveeta is a foul disgusting product that barely qualifies for the label “Cheese Food”
And I prefer it mixed with Rotel, like any other award winning counterfactual epicure in their right mind would.

I am going to say. “Talk with a Doctor” Preferably one with some background in fitness.
Because that really does not sound like a conditioning issue, but an underlying issue.
Also that seems like maybe to many fluids? Once again chat with the Doc

Tales from the Darkside kitty!

I made this last night and it was delicious. Thank you.
I could not get all the cheese to blend in so I had to suffer the indignity of eating melted romano cheese coated in tiny flecks of pepper.
The indignity was primary due to the fact I ate the chunks hiding from my wife behind the kitchen counter.

How is a Mexican restaurant a Novelty?

I agree that you should speak with the manager. My suggestion is to ask the server to have the manager come over, and then speak to them in a nice quiet conversational voice while the band is blowing out your eardrums 3 inches away from your dinner.
Make sure to ask questions and gesture a lot while doing this. The…

I have done and loved Channa Masalla wrapped tightly in an egg roll blanket.

Yes, it is quite popular

Point for Audition. So well done.
Boyyyyyy.....

Okay, so somehow I missed this, and will be recitfied very soon

Even in my meat eating days, pork has been bred so “healthy” that there is no real flavor to it anyway. So it is not missed very much.
I do not think you could make a soup/stew that has a more fatty texture like Menudo with a substitute.

I cook a lot. I bake a lot. Yet I have not owned a microwave for 12 years.
I would say that owning a good toaster oven is a must.