And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Why does that show still exist at all?

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

We’re having friends over for dinner at our upstate barn for New Year’s Eve. My husband is the cook in the family and little does he know the menu will be inspired by The Mission Chinese Food Cookbook he got for Christmas! I will be appropriately dressed in this lavish Gucci chinoiserie-printed robe—perfect for…

All the bitches love me when I teach’em how to Duggar.

and how many of them are Duggars?

I fucking love Brit Brit. I will forever. But this is some “annoying crazy aunt on fb” kinda shit and I’m not sure if I fucking love her more for it or what.

We’re told the 2 have become fast friends and have bonded over water ... and lots of it.

*buys ring*

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown