“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning...”

I was lucky enough to attend a race meet a few years ago in which three F1 Ferraris representing V10, V12, and Turbo eras joined a Formula 5000 grid.

You and me both, brother. We were early adopters of the Pixies and the Smiths, but have no clue if Cardi B is an actress or singer or comedian or none of those things.

This car’s beauty brings me to tears. It helped me understand the phrase “So pretty, it hurts.”

That’s a ridiculous car.  I want one. With a 5.9 Cummins. For reasons.

I agree, many older cars and other concepts have had them. But also then and even now, I think most would consider them pretty wacky and uncommon!

Norton F1!

Even beyond the credit card spiraling, the kids ought to be taught about where their paychecks go. What is gross and net, and why is there withholding and deductions? What are all these employer retirement plans and why should anybody participate in one? What’s Social Security? What is an ARM versus a fixed-rate loan?…

If the Gladiator had a regular cab version with a bed about two feet longer combined with a shorter wheelbase, that would be such a great looking vehicle. I’m sure Jeep focus-grouped it to death for why the version they’re selling has a crew cab and dinky bed.

I was actually thinking about this last night, what sort of classic/vintage car would I convert to electric. My answer was an Oldsmobile Toronado:

Hauling just mattresses is child’s play.

A+++ Will watch movie.

”About six motorcycles.”

When you say “about” before your fleet total, you know it’s bad.

I have the “Night Panel” in my 9-3, I love it. I especially love that you can configure it to illuminate only the 0-90 MPH part of the speedometer, but when you exceed 90 MPH it automatically illuminates the rest of the speedometer. When you slow below 90, it shuts off the higher numbers again. Fantastic attention to…

And with four foils, it can cut even the most stubborn hairs! Two angled foils, two straight foils, and a pair of pop-up side-trimmers make the Mitsubishi Delica the finest razor a man can buy!

So I’m not the only one that’s happening to. 

Don’t forget:

Given what that car’s capable of, that’s not bad. Most owners will still bitch about paying though, but in a way completely divorced from reality:

I say my good man, let us retire to the parlour for some ribaldry and nonsensical whimsy. Whereupon we can depart to the stables, push our horseless carriage out into the garden, mount up and gaddabout the countryside. We shall stop in at the vicarage, berate him on his mad, foppish ways, return home and spend the…